I’m a(n)…

  • 30-something
  • Houstonian (Inner Looper)
  • Mom (as of 08/2011)
  • Non-practicing Legal Practitioner
  • Clownphobe
  • Reformed Catholic School Girl
  • Pinaholic
  • List-making Bullet Pointillist
  • Frugalista
  • Certified Klutz
  • Carpool Rockstar
  • Cabbage Patcher
  • Unabashed Twidork
  • Neo Maxi Zoom Dweebie
  • Shopping Enabler
  • News Junkie
  • Pop Culture Clubber
  • RKT Scientist
  • Porta Potty Mouth
  • Fool Pitier
  • Hiccup Healer
  • Cranky Wheel Master
  • Former White House Intern (OVP ’97)
  • Toast Whisperer (I burn food until it sees the light…)

As for the rest?  Read on, reada.  We out.

And by “we,”  I mean um..me… and not in that haughty referring to myself in the plural form like cheftestants do by saying “We’ve prepared a traditional ceviche” when one person made the whole damn thing.

What was I talking about?  Okay, can we start again?

Hi, I’m Tara.