Kinda Carwreckish…


June 14th, 2010 7:58 PM -05

Normally, I steer clear of TLC’s “Toddlers and Tiaras.”

The white trash stage moms blowing college funds on pageant dentures and weaves…the clown whore-faced children with performances one pole shy of an Elizabeth Berkley movie….  It’s just disturbing on so many levels.

But every now and then there comes that one special child who captivates my attention; a child whose behavior goes so above and beyond s’assy that one could easily believe her to be the spawn of Flo from Mel’s Diner and Satan.

Reader(s), I give you Makenzie.  The video runs a few minutes long, but, trust me, it’s worth it.  If by the end you aren’t wanting to sterilize her parents, you’ve either got Mother Theresa’s patience or you’re an orthodontist seeing dollar signs in the Ni=Ni induced lisp.

3 Responses to “Kinda Carwreckish…”

  1. allie says:

    that was absolutely terrifying.

    but since i don’t have cable, i appreciate your sharing. my fave – “putting nails on mackenzie was like putting nails on the tasmanian devil.”

  2. Barb says:

    holy shitballs. that was intense.

  3. Jason says:

    That girl has a hell of a future dancing at a gentlemans club near the airport in 17 years

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