Hello, Self, Pay Attention!


April 5th, 2010 7:57 PM -05

Like everyone else, I get those flashes of future foibles.  Call it deja vu or foresight, it’s simply that little voice that says “Don’t do that or this will happen.”

Last week, as I got into my car and switched casings from my old to new iPhone, that voice said “Whoa, hold on, be careful. You don’t want anything to happen to the old phone…”   Of course not!  I had every intention of selling it to lessen new phone sticker $hock.  Silly voice!  What kind of idiot would lose track of an iPhone.

So, yeah, I lost the phone.

That’s right.  I lost it.  Dan and I have looked everywhere, but we can’t find the booger anywhere.   I cannot find it in the house.  I cannot find it with my spouse. We’ve turned over couch cushions and crawled through our cars.  I’ve pulled out drawers and emptied my laundry bin.  Nada. Nothing. Zilch.

But you want to know the kicker?  I’m 99.9% sure the damn thing wasn’t dead to begin with… Good times.

Anyone know a good lost and found psychic?

I need help locating my happy place.

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